Cuttings
Bible Libel
We regularly point out the importance of providing good
connections in learning. But connections are not always
as well secured as they should be, as these young schoolchildren
studying the Bible show…
The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they
had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the
apple
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
Noah built an ark which the animals came on to in pears.
It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed
to get the tombstone off the entrance
Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He
fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived
in Biblical times.
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